Every Girl Wants

Ultimate Truth ...

Every Girl Wants
A Guy She Can Run Up
To With Her Hair A Mess
...n
Make Up Streaming Down
Her Face,
n
The First Thing
He Says To Her Is

"Baby, You're Beautiful !"

Maths Teacher Asks

 Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are

2,4,10,17?


The Boy Replies They Are

HBO, STAR-MOVIES, SONY And F-TV... ;->

Girl:- Thanks

Boy:- Nice Dress!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Earing!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Shoes!
...Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Lipstick!
Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Brother!
Boy:- But Still You Look Damn Ugly..!!=p

Son to papa: Why mother

Son to papa:

Why mother sitting so silent.

Papa: Nothing son, She asked for lipstick, but i gave her elfy (Bonding Gum)

Funny Fact About Nobel Prize

Do u know NOBEL PRIZE is given for science & literature but not for MATHS
WHY?

BCOZ ALFRED NOBEL's wife had run away with a MATHS PROFESSOR.

FUNNY BUT TRUE:-)

A woman was kidnapped - Joke

A woman was kidnapped.

The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger

to her husband and demanded for money.

Husband replied:

I want more proof..

Send me Head...........

Girl: Now Stop - Joke

After engagement!
Girl:
Now Stop Looking at Girls, u r committed now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
If i m on diet,
That doesn't mean that i cant look at MENU. :-)

Boy and Girl were crying - SMS

Two small kids
boy and girl were crying…

some1 asked y r u both crying???

Girl said my doll has broken…

Boy said
I m crying…

bcoz my doll is crying…

“Happy Friendship”

Clever Sales Girl - Joke

Height 0f Insult :-D

A boy in a book store.

Do you have book called

”Men- The perfect intelligence”?

Sales girl: ” The comic department is on the other side”

His wife yelled: How would - Joke

A man came home late at night after partying.

His wife yelled: How would you feel

if you didn’t see me for two days?

The man couldn’t believe his luck.

‘That would be great’

Monday passed and he didn’t see her.

Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday his swelling became better and

now he could see her from the corner of one eye.!

Find a woman - Humor

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman.
What do you learn from this??

Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Wife: I wish - SMS Joke

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

A boy proposed

My Attitude!

A boy proposed me,

My answer: I'm not accepting ur proposal.
But I salute ur CHOICE! :-)

Fantastic Definitions

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

Clever Sales Girl

Height 0f Insult :-D

A boy in a book store.

Do you have book called

”Men- The perfect intelligence”?

Sales girl: ” The comic department is on the other side”

I'm with you

I'm with you reading this ,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly, my fingertips .
Making love to you in every kiss .
We play together all night ,
...
We hold each other at the morning light .
Have a sweet dreams baby ...

If You Wanna Judge

"If You Wanna Judge Your
Relations...
Make A Few Mistakes
As ,
Its The Only Point
...Where Relationships
Show Their Originality .."

~Shakespeare~

Instead Of Thinking

Instead Of Thinking
About How To
W i n
Think How You
L o s t
...Last Time ... !
You Will Definitely
W i n
Next Time ...! " :)