Every Girl Wants

Ultimate Truth ...

Every Girl Wants
A Guy She Can Run Up
To With Her Hair A Mess
...n
Make Up Streaming Down
Her Face,
n
The First Thing
He Says To Her Is

"Baby, You're Beautiful !"

Poor Boy Looking At Expensive Car

A Man Saw A Little Poor Boy Looking At His Expensive Car..,

He Took The Boy 4 A Drive..
,
The Boy Said: "Ur Car Is So Marvelous,
It Must Be 2 Expensive.!,
How Much It Costs.?"
Man: "I Don't Know, My Brother Has Gifted Me."

Boy: "Wow, So Nice Of Him."

Man: "I Know What You're Thinking, You Also Want To Have A Car Like It."

Boy: No, I Want To Be A Brother Like Him.

Always Think Higher Than The People's Expectation.!

I Liked The Simplicity

I Liked The Simplicity
Of This Line ...

"A Friend Is Like
B L O O D
...Though
They Aren't Seen Over
SKIN,
They Come Out
When
We Are
W O U N D E D" (-,-)

Girl:- Thanks

Boy:- Nice Dress!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Earing!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Shoes!
...Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Lipstick!
Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Brother!
Boy:- But Still You Look Damn Ugly..!!=p

Son to papa: Why mother

Son to papa:

Why mother sitting so silent.

Papa: Nothing son, She asked for lipstick, but i gave her elfy (Bonding Gum)

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked

A 5 Year Old
Girl Asked....

The Boy Who Sits Next To Her

"WHAT IS LOVE" ...

He Replied ....

..." Love Is When You Steal Chocolates Everyday From My

Bag "N' Yet I Still Keep Them In The
Same Place

Funny Fact About Nobel Prize

Do u know NOBEL PRIZE is given for science & literature but not for MATHS
WHY?

BCOZ ALFRED NOBEL's wife had run away with a MATHS PROFESSOR.

FUNNY BUT TRUE:-)

A woman was kidnapped - Joke

A woman was kidnapped.

The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger

to her husband and demanded for money.

Husband replied:

I want more proof..

Send me Head...........

Girl: Now Stop - Joke

After engagement!
Girl:
Now Stop Looking at Girls, u r committed now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
If i m on diet,
That doesn't mean that i cant look at MENU. :-)

Boy and Girl were crying - SMS

Two small kids
boy and girl were crying…

some1 asked y r u both crying???

Girl said my doll has broken…

Boy said
I m crying…

bcoz my doll is crying…

“Happy Friendship”

Clever Sales Girl - Joke

Height 0f Insult :-D

A boy in a book store.

Do you have book called

”Men- The perfect intelligence”?

Sales girl: ” The comic department is on the other side”

His wife yelled: How would - Joke

A man came home late at night after partying.

His wife yelled: How would you feel

if you didn’t see me for two days?

The man couldn’t believe his luck.

‘That would be great’

Monday passed and he didn’t see her.

Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday his swelling became better and

now he could see her from the corner of one eye.!

Child's Thinking :-)

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table

was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Find a woman - Humor

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman.
What do you learn from this??

Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Think Big

Think Big,

Think Smart,

Think Positive,

Think Beautiful,

just Stop?

It’s too long for you.

So, in short ” Just Think About Me“.

Wife: I wish - SMS Joke

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

If a person is Silent

If a person is Silent

it doesn't mean He is unknown of fun, Enjoyment....

But it means Life has taught Him some Lessons which has made Him Silent..

A boy proposed

My Attitude!

A boy proposed me,

My answer: I'm not accepting ur proposal.
But I salute ur CHOICE! :-)

Fantastic Definitions

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

Clever Sales Girl

Height 0f Insult :-D

A boy in a book store.

Do you have book called

”Men- The perfect intelligence”?

Sales girl: ” The comic department is on the other side”